FOR SCHOOL

POETRY

Bread Stick Limerick

One day I was messing with bleach,

and then I saw a peach,

I ate and it tasted sour with a twist,

then I felt all wiggly and I couldn't feel my fist,

I went home feeling sick, but somehow I was at the beach.


Narrative Meat Pizza

The Bleachy Peach

Stranded

I was fishing one day on the river,

I then became as cold as ice,

and I began to shiver,

the atmosphere didn't feel nice,

I slept somehow and woke up in the middle of the ocean,

on a tiny little island,

And most of my boat was broken,

I began to walk on the sand,

A few days later coconuts were the only thing on the menu,

The plam trees swayed in laughter as I pace back and forth.

Its still cold and I feel I'm up North.

A yacht comes by and they pick me up

Then it starts to feel cold again

BOOM, BAM 

The engine is jammed.

Toppings:

Parmesan

Olives

Sausage

Lyric Lasagna

The Earth

From the mountains and forests and seas,

our Earth can never cease to please,

Earth, Earth, Earth,

it's deserts are hot,

It's valleys are lush,

It's poles are cold,

It's seas are blue,

All I speak is true

Earth, Earth, Earth,

Entertaining, extraordinary EARTH

It is the key that fits into the door of life.

It provides all the sources for us,

Earth, Earth, Earth,

From the mountains and forests and seas,

our Earth can never cease to please.

Toppings:


Anchovies

Spinach

Ricotta

Brownie Ballad Sundae

Sprinkles

Syrup

Rainbow-

Sprinkles

Toppings:

The Milky, Milky  Way

There is a mass of swirling stars we call home,

it isn't shaped like a cube or dome,

Its called the Milky Way,

It's as milky as bucket of milk,

Milky, Milky, Milky, Milky,


Many, Many Years ago,

Greece thought so,

That the galaxy's name

should refer to what a cow can produce,

ENOUGH of all this Milk! Lets have some Juice!!!

That was some meal...

Richardson's Poetic Pizza 

Your Receipt

Narrative Pizza  -----------  $10

Limerick Bread Sticks  ----   $5

Lyric Lasagna  -------------- $20

Brownie Ballad Sundae ------ $15

Total-------------$50